I love a good, cold, crisp, and crunchy cucumber. Who doesn’t? I have never assaulted anyone over too few cucumbers though. Well, this guy has a passion for cucumbes, I guess, because he attacked a worker after not getting, what he felt, was his fair share of cucumbers in his salad. Note to salad Makers: #besafeanddon’tskimponcucumbers.
Give this man an “A” for being A DUMBASS! Everyone knows that you can’t deposit a denomination this large. You have to do that by breaking it by making change. Try a local drugstore or convenience store first.