Posted August 10, 2017 10:15 am by

Man Assaults Worker Over Too Few Cucumbers in His Salad

I love a good, cold, crisp, and crunchy cucumber.  Who doesn’t?  I have never assaulted anyone over too few cucumbers though.  Well, this guy has a passion for cucumbes, I guess, because he attacked a worker after not getting, what he felt, was his fair share of cucumbers in his salad.  Note to salad Makers:  #besafeanddon’tskimponcucumbers.